Episodes

Wednesday Oct 29, 2025
Week 8: Ravens 30, Bears 16 — Ups and Downs
Wednesday Oct 29, 2025
Wednesday Oct 29, 2025
Losses happen, but man there's lots to talk about. Tune in.

Tuesday Oct 21, 2025
Week 7: Bears 26, Saints 14 — The Streak Continues
Tuesday Oct 21, 2025
Tuesday Oct 21, 2025
Incredible defensive play with crazy turnovers! Phenomenal run game! QB play also happened! Tune in!

Wednesday Oct 15, 2025
Week 6: Bears 25, Commies 24 — May the Best QB/Team/City Win
Wednesday Oct 15, 2025
Wednesday Oct 15, 2025
Yet another incredible nail-biting Bears win! Another weird vendetta against Caleb by the color commentator! Another botch job courtesy of clearly partisan refs!

Wednesday Oct 08, 2025
Week 5: The Bye Week Check-In
Wednesday Oct 08, 2025
Wednesday Oct 08, 2025
The season is a 1/4 through! Your frankly saintly hosts look back at all the storylines of concern going into the season - "can Caleb play on time?" "Can Caleb stop taking sacks?" "Is Ben Johnson a spreadsheet nerd who belongs not on an NFL field, but instead stuffed in a locker?" - and check in to see if we've gotten answers (we have! It's frankly crazy how many we already have answers to!). Stats are here - stats like you've never seen!
There's words about Ben Johnson, the offensive playcaller, the situational coach, and the rah-rah maniac. There's a look around the NFL, and which teams are emerging as flawless and unbeatable (none!). There's a look at who's coming back onto the roster next week and beyond. Finally, the whole thing ends with a frankly uncomfortably heartfelt speech on the specialness of this moment in time from two fans who, at the end of the day, care about this kind of thing a whole lot. It's sincere! It's hopeful! It's honestly unlike us! Listen in for the whole thing!

Wednesday Oct 01, 2025
Week 4: Bears 25, Raiders 24 — The Gritty Win
Wednesday Oct 01, 2025
Wednesday Oct 01, 2025
Your hosts celebrate a win, question why the general media coverage is frowning on it, and note the difference between this team and last, this line and others, and Caleb Williams and Jayden Daniels

Wednesday Sep 24, 2025
Week 3: Bears 31, Cowboys 14 — You Saw It
Wednesday Sep 24, 2025
Wednesday Sep 24, 2025
Join your esteemed hosts and cohosts alike as they revel in Bob's comment last episode - you can see it, and this week, you did.
Trivia, excessive game recapping that's essentially just foaming at the mouth over our own highlights, and of course everybody's favorite new minigame "Real Or Fake Tyler Dunne Quote?".

Wednesday Sep 17, 2025
Week 2: Bears 21, Lions 52 - The r— wait I'm sorry, did you say FIFTY-TWO?
Wednesday Sep 17, 2025
Wednesday Sep 17, 2025
52 points guys. We all know the solution - put in Bagent. In lieu of that, your celebrated hosts look at other routes going forward, reasons for optimism, and play one of the dumbest minigames in podcast history.

Wednesday Sep 10, 2025
Week 1: Vikings 27, Bears 24 — And So It Begins
Wednesday Sep 10, 2025
Wednesday Sep 10, 2025
Your revered co-hosts recap the outrageous fourth-quarter collapse against a division rival, look at the Ben Johnson era's first game, contemplate the death of Cairo Santos' leg, and try not to lose sanity over the mysterious case of the Caleb Williams scattershot problem

Wednesday Sep 03, 2025
Preseason Finale: The Great Caleb Williams Debate
Wednesday Sep 03, 2025
Wednesday Sep 03, 2025
Bust? Prima donna? Uncoachable? Media distraction? Your celebrated co-hosts take on the great debate of Caleb Williams which, it turns out, is actually pretty dumb and is pretty one-sided.

Wednesday Aug 27, 2025
Preseason Week 3: The Great Ryan Poles Review
Wednesday Aug 27, 2025
Wednesday Aug 27, 2025
Your exhaulted hosts review all the Ryan Poles moves he's made so far, along with how the team's shaping up going into the season.

